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Grade school crushes. How horrific were those? I'm sitting here in my milk chocolate colored room with some "Clocks" pandora playing and laughing to myself about grade school in general. I went to a catholic grade school where basically all the freedom you had in expression were the shoes you wore, the jacket you sported at recess, the color of rubber bands on your braces, and the headbands you could scrounge up. It was tough. I was one of those kids that went through the "awkward stage" for about......5 years. Ya. I'm not going to lie, I was the gap toothed kid who was picked last for the wall ball team. I was the kid who would tell the blonde bitch off if she made fun of my friend..it resulted in a couple ghetto brawls. Also, I was the kid who..during inside recess I would work on homework and pass notes to my best friends about the boy that I liked...and hope to DEAR GOD he would not see me checking his fine ass out every 6 seconds or so. We were all so naiive back then. Our biggest concerns were where we were going to high school, who's house you were sleeping over at on Friday, finishing that cereal box book report, and making sure you knew whether to walk home, or if your mom was picking you up in the carpool line. Oh what I would do to be in that state of mind again.
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Dilfs. I'm usually not one to think about dads in that way because it's just plain fucking weird...but ohhh sweettt god this man today. I was sitting at my littlest brother's basketball game, just minding my own business. All of a sudden the earth was on pause and angels lept from their clouds and gathered at the presence of this dazzling human. He strolled into the gym ever so gracefully with beautiful sunglasses perched perfectly on his amazingly sculpted face. He was wearing a suit and had piercing blue eyes that seriously melted me. Oh, and his teeth, ....whiter than crown molding. It was really a heart breaker when his two twin little girls ran up to him and his hot wife ( who was, by the looks of it...7 months pregnant.....) planted a fat kiss on his left cheek. fuck.
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I can't wait for the day when I get to write to you from the balcony of my apartment in some amazing huge city.
